Political Comedy: A Satirical Snapshot of Trump’s Legal Drama

1. Judge Thomas to Trump: “Mr. Trump, you say you’re immune from prosecution as president. But have you ever tried to escape justice by claiming to be just a regular citizen? Because sometimes that works, you know…”

2. Sauer, Trump’s lawyer: “We agree with the analysis of former Attorneys General Meese and Mukasey, except on one point: they think Smith doesn’t have the power to prosecute. We believe he has the power, but he shouldn’t use it. It’s a bit like having a nuclear weapon: it’s dangerous, but we’d rather have it than leave it in the hands of others.”

3. Meese and Mukasey, former Attorneys General: “Smith was never confirmed by the Senate? It’s like appointing a president without going through the ballot box! Oh no, wait…”

4. Trump, looking at Smith: “Who is this guy? A lawyer? A prosecutor? A private detective? A ghostbuster? A mortician? I don’t know, but he seems to want my hide.”

5. Smith, regarding Trump: “I’m not saying he’s guilty, but I have a special prosecutor in mind for him if he ever is.”

6. A journalist to Sauer: “So, if Smith doesn’t have the power to prosecute Trump, what will he do?”

Sauer: “He’ll write a book to complain. That’s what all special prosecutors do when they can’t nail their target.”

7. A pro-Trump protester: “Free Trump! He did nothing wrong! He’s just a businessman who tried to overturn the government… wait, what…