Laughs and Tacos: The Migrant Crisis

The police of the sanctuary city has decided to pay homage to the television series “Cops” by arresting over 1,000 migrants from this country, sparking anger among residents who wonder if the Democrats have decided to embark on a sanitized version of “The Purge.”

The arrests include 609 cases of migrant drivers who confused traffic lights with Christmas decorations, nine cases of violent crimes likely involving disputes over who is the best taco chef, and 75 violent offenses consisting mainly of tickle fights.

In response to this wave of arrests, some residents wonder if the city has confused community problem-solving with a new reality show titled “Police vs. Migrants: Who has the best escape style?”

Meanwhile, Mayor Brandon Johnson has proposed a new plan to invest an additional $70 million in the migrant crisis, stating that the city should be prepared for any eventuality, even if it means installing taco vending machines on every street corner.

“We must be prepared for anything, even the sudden arrival of a llama invasion from Texas,” said Johnson, while residents wondered if this colossal amount could rather be invested in an artificial island shaped like a giant taco in the middle of Lake Michigan.

Meanwhile, Texas Governor Greg Abbott continues to send migrants by bus to “sanctuary” cities, claiming it’s their turn to “save the world” after failing to break the record for the largest barbecue of all time.

As the migrant crisis in the United States enters its fourth year, some wonder if the solution lies in a street dance competition between migrants and residents, with the winner automatically receiving American citizenship.